Great news! Some kind soul stopped by my pocket dimension and dropped off an entire canister of instant oatmeal. In tube form, no less! Call it Pringles-adjacency.
As a result, my productivity has skyrocketed – mainly since I’m now too fat to move from the typewriter for a while.
So, with that in mind: I bear tidings of the great and terrifying emotional roller coaster that is Neverstone Book 3. Here’s some deets, if people are still saying that:
- It’s called Noah the Red.
- The cliffhanger at the end of Book 2 is the catalyst.
- It’ll end in an even bigger cliffhanger.
- I’ll say only one word about the plot: “War.”
- There are bits that were inspired by NieR: Automata. You’ll know ’em when you see ’em. Plus, at least one Berserk parody scene.
- I just hit the 100,000 word mark today.
- If you cried during Book 2, this isn’t going to offer much relief on that end of things.
- I’ll have the full MS off to the editorial overlords at Aethon Books by the end of march.
- Remember Fangzor?
All right, better stop there before you get too stuffed to leave your typewriter, too. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go have the shits for a week, because these oats were horribly discolored, but I ate them anyway NED CARATACUS IS NO QUITTER.
Ned Caratacus: Author, Scholar, Duck 