Neverstone Book 3 is here! Now, let’s talk about Book 4…

I hate this phrase with all fiber of my being, but I can find no better way to explain the situation: OH, HAPPY DAY!

…threw up in my mouth a little.

Anyway, Noah the Red is on like Cranky Kong, my dudes. Snag you a copy and see the reason you’re hearing simultaneous laughter and shriek-sobbing from the flat next door. (It’s literally this and nothing else. Don’t call the police.)

Now, then… what can I tell you about Book 4 that isn’t going to invoke a massive spoiler-fest?

• It’s called The Voice Highmost.
• One of the bosses is called Bonk.
• There are… things with an atomic mass.
• Events… happen. Said events involve people/places/things/ideas.
• There are emotions to be had, but I will not say which ones.
• The following things do not appear in Neverstone Book 4:
  • Adam Driver.
  • A shiny Jigglypuff.
  • SCP-173.
  • Crow T. Robot.
  • That 50-page-long Liv x Screaming Daniel x Aurelia Koschei threesome scene you’ve all been begging me for
  • 6.02 x 10^23 sugar peas.
  • Adam Driver Again.
  • Morrissey depicted in a positive light.